Who me, kill a YA Scream Queen?
Oh, please. If I was going
to kill someone, don’t you think I would be capable of planning the deed so I wouldn’t be implicated? I’m a writer, for heaven’s sake—I kill off
characters all the time.
Now, if I was
going to kill someone I’d make sure to have a solid alibi. Have I mentioned
that I’ve been at Disney—the happiest place on EARTH—for the last week? Every
single Disney princess can vouch for me. I think I still have glitter in my
hair.
I’d also never do the actual deed myself. Leave possible
traces of my own DNA evidence behind at the scene for some plucky CSI detective
to find? Hello…I’m not an amateur here.
That leads us to the, ahem, for-hire specialist. If I wanted to permanently silence someone, I
would most definitely make sure I employed someone who would be meticulous
and--best of all--quiet about their chosen profession. Think along the lines of
The Transporter. And if that makes you think of Jason Statham, well, that’s
never hurt anyone, right?
So in short, to be accused of killing a YA Scream Queen is
just plain insulting. I do hope they find the real killers. Then again, if
someone like me planned their murders, it’s highly unlikely.
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